You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
How can i stump my growth? im going threw a highschool growth spert and im already 5’7 im female :'( i get harassed and physically bullied b/c im so tall :( other than coffee please i beg of you
You: Sleep upside down?
Stranger: I’m 5’9 and a female..
You: Freak.
Stranger: You’re really not that tall
Stranger: Was the freak directed towards me..
You: Both of you tall ladies.
Stranger: Um alright, asshole
You: I love you, really.
Stranger: Mhmm, I can feel your love through the screen
Stranger: Warm and cozt
You: That’s radiation.
Stranger: cozy too
Stranger: Aw, shit
You: Enjoy your new ears.
Stranger: Yay for supersonic hearing..
You: You can hear dog whistles. You must be a dog.
Stranger: A tall, sexy dog with three ears to be exact
You: If you were from Gamibinique you’d be my ideal woman.
Stranger: Hold on while I Google that..
You: Tricked you.
Stranger: Now why would you do such a thing
Stranger: Asshole..
You: The fact that you expected it to be real, and I disappointed you, turned me on.
Stranger: Hahahahah, you’re a freak, ya know that?
You: I wondered why I lived in a cage.
Stranger: ‘Cause you’re Batman’s cousin
You: Mouseman?
Stranger: Yes, Mouseman indeed. The greatest mouseman to have ever lived
You: That’s the nicest thing anyone’s ever said about me.
Stranger: ;)
You: That photo makes you look half Chinese.
Stranger: ….
Stranger: I dunno how to respond to that
You: Four dots and an “I dunno how to respond to that” will do.
Stranger: Hahahahhahaaah, I’m glad
You: From where are you?
Stranger: I’m from Northern USA
Stranger: You?
You: Alaska?
You: England.
Stranger: Called it! I knew you were English
Stranger: and no, not that far up north
You: I don’t know any middle states. Ohio?
Stranger: Maine
You: I hear the tyre industry is booming in maine.
Stranger: Oh, that’s fantastic..
You: What are you up to?
Stranger: I’m listening to music, you?
You: Me too. To what are you listening?
Stranger: Golden Silvers
Stranger: They’re actually British
You: One of those new bands from after the year 2000?
Stranger: Yeahh
You: The year 2000 was the pinnacle of humankind.
Stranger: Music wise? or just in general
Stranger: How old are you, by the way?
You: In all aspects of life. I’m 18 years young. You?
Stranger: Really? I thought you were a bit older. I’m sixteen
You: Sixteen? You’re not even 17.
Stranger: Does that bother you or something?
You: No. It’s not like I’m going to have sex with you.
Stranger: Well, yeah
You: Cheer up. It might happen if you’re lucky.
Stranger: I’ll cross my fingers
You: Fingers crossed and legs open.
Stranger: That’s a nice image plastered in my mind
You: That’s what happens when you talk to a weirdo.
Stranger: You’re not a weirdo. You’re a freak
You: You kids… Aren’t they the same?
Stranger: Hahaha, I’m no kid. And there’s a big difference, man
Stranger: Freaks are…freaky. You’re just plain ol’ freaky
You: It’s people like you that make me want to cut my wrists.
Stranger: Wow. And to think I thought you couldn’t get any freakier
You: I also have no hair on my body except for on my cheeks and I like playing Monopoly alone.
Stranger: Why are you telling me this
You: We shouldn’t keep secrets if we’re going to get married.
Stranger: But you haven’t even proposed yet
You: Will you marry me?
Stranger: No.
You: Cocktease. Whyn’t?
Stranger: ‘Cause I don’t love you, that’s why
You: But I love you.
Stranger: Yeeeah, this unfortunately is a one-way street, snookums
Stranger: I just called you snookums..
You: Is that another word for freak?
Stranger: But more loving, of course
Stranger: I’m trying to let you down easy, so you fall softly on your tiny mouseman ass
You: I’d rather fall onto your sexy ass.
Stranger: Flattering, but not mind-changing
You: Do you like bacon? I can cook bacon for you every day.
Stranger: Oh man, that’s a tough offer to deny
Stranger: Feed it to me, and you’ve got a deal
You: I will do.
Stranger: Yay, we’re a match made in heaven
You: Well, your half is.
Stranger: Aren’t you the sweetest
You: Second sweetest after you.
Stranger: Alright, alright, I’m gonna get a sugar overload from all your sweetnes
You: And then you’ll get a cum overload from my dick. But the cum will be sweet.
Stranger: Woah, this conversation took an unusual sexual turn
You: An ever-present risk when talking to me.
Stranger: I’m not surprised, really, given the nature of this site
You: You like the attention.
Stranger: Right, because I intend to arouse random boys from around the world and ultimately have them have a “cum overload”
You: I knew it.
Stranger: You’re a smart cookie
You: Not as smart or edible as you.
Stranger: Are you honestly horny?
You: I’m male, so yes, but not much.
Stranger: Oh, alright..because I’m not prepared to engage in some freaky cyber-sex exchange
You: Good.
Stranger: Indeed
You: Got any plans for this week?
Stranger: School, a couple field hockey games, shit
Stranger: yourself?
You: I have a job interview on Wednesday. I might go to the pub another day.
Stranger: Sweeet. I wish I could just hit up pubs whenever I wanted
You: Soon enough, little one. Soon enough.
Stranger: Can’t wait to get drunk and puke everywhere
You: That’s fun.
Stranger: I can imagine!
You: Once I got really drunk on about half a shandy and meant to walk home but ended up at Homebase instead.#
Stranger: What’s a homebase?
You: The hardware store.
Stranger: Ohh, must be an English thing
Stranger: But hmm, that’s interesting
You: On another occasion I got a bit drunk and went to school. Nothing funny happened.
Stranger: And nobody noticed?
You: Don’t think so.
Stranger: Damn, that’s lucky
You: It was skill.
Stranger: What time is it over there?
You: Time you got a watch. 2 AM… in the morning.
Stranger: Jeeeeez, that’s late
You: I know. I can’t leave you, though.
Stranger: Good, I’d die without you
You: Only because I’d kill you if you divorced me.
Stranger: Hahahaha, you evil mofo
You: But it’s a moot point because you’ll never leave me.
Stranger: Wouldn’t dream of it….
You: What do you aspire to be?
Stranger: My ideal job would be in the acting industry
You: Can you act?
Stranger: Well, yeagh
You: You should have said no.
Stranger: hahaha, why?
You: That would have been acting.
Stranger: Ahhh
Stranger: I’m not as clever as you, clearly
You: Of course not you’re only 16.
You: And American.
You: And female.
Stranger: Ouch, ouch, and ouch
You: The truth hurts, but not as much as a brick.
Stranger: Unless it’s a brick made out of feathers
You: We don’t have those in England.
Stranger: Get with the times, man. Get with them
Stranger: Alright, I’ve got to finish my homework at some point
You: A shape with six sides is a hexagon, if that helps.
Stranger: With English? Not so much. But I admire the effort
You: I guess you’d better be going, then.
Stranger: Well, if you want me to that badly…
You: I want you to disconnect and come straight to England to find me.
Stranger: And what would I do once I found you?
You: We could hold hands.
Stranger: That’s cute
You: Have you ever held a boy’s hand before?
Stranger: I’m not five
You: I didn’t say you were.
Stranger: Ughh, hushhh. Yes, I have, once upon a time
You: I hope you wore a glove so you didn’t get pregnant.
Stranger: Nope, I got a love child sitting on my lap as we speak
You: A love child sounds like some sort of perverted sex toy.
Stranger: Yeah, well, you have a twisted mind
You: Like an Escher painting.
Stranger: I love M.C
You: Is he one of those rappers down the banisters?
Stranger: Ha. Ha.
I read that in an English accent in my head
You: Repeat it a few times in different voices and it’ll be funnier.
Stranger: Hahahah, you’re right
Stranger: Indian is the best
You: Racist.
Stranger: :(
You: Cheer up, sexy.
Stranger: You got it, stud
You: I am a stud. I’ll be all over your jeans.
Stranger: Yumm
You: What time is it there?
Stranger: 9:30 pm
You: That’s a bit late.
Stranger: Are you trying to get me to leave?
You: Sort of. I am a bit tired and I’m not as funny when I’m tired.
Stranger: Oh…
Stranger: You can totally go to bed if you want
You: Can you come with me?
Stranger: Absolutely, spooning ftw
You: I’ll leave with that image in my mind. Goodnight.
Stranger: Goodnight, stranger :)
Stranger: I guess you’ll remain one forever
You: Lucky you.
Stranger: Alright, goodbye
You: OK. I love you. Bye bye.
You have disconnected.